BREAK it with a smile

By: gmacomics

Aug 24 2008

Category: living the dust

15 Comments

The US INS released this list of names of Filipinos who
changed their names when they became naturalized U.S. Citizens.    

Gregorio Talahib – George Bush                                        
 
Tomas Cruz – Tom Cruise                                              
   
Macario Maldonado – Mac Donald                                        
 
Remegio Batungbacal- Remington Steel                                  
 
Victoria Malihim- Victoria Secret                                    
   
Bienvenido Jurado – Ben Hur                                          
   
Juanito Lakarin – Johnny Walker                                      
   
Federico Hagibis- Federal Express                                    
   
Esteban Magtaka – Stevie Wonder                                      
   
Jaime Bondoc – James Bond                                            
   
Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods                                          
   
Eleuterio Ignacio- Electronic Ignition                                
 
Burgos Bahag-Hari – Burger King                                      
   
Kasimiro Bukaykay – Cashmere Bouquet                                  
 
Maria Calas – Mary Kay                                                
 
Rogelio Dagdagan – Roger Moore                                        
 
Topacio Mamaril – Top Gun                                            
   
Restituto Pruto – Tutti Frutti                                        
 
Samuel Tampipi – Sam Sonite                                          
   
Veneracion De Asis – Venereal Disease                                
   
Alfonso De Asis – Alzheimer Disease                                  
   
Francisco Portero – Frank Porter                                      
 
Diosdado Durante- Deo Dorant                                          
 
Roberto Controlado- Bert Control                                      
 
Carpio Llanes – Carpool Lanes                                        
   
Julia Domingo – Holy Sunday                                          
   
Maria Pascua – Mary Christmas                                        
   
Ligaya Anonuevo – Happy New Year

          

ok, so this is a joke. i hope it made you smile!!

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15 comments on “BREAK it with a smile”

  1. Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods!

    yokong tumawa! labag sa prinsipyo ko!:)

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    sabi ko nga korny pero pasok. hehehehe.

  2. I didn’t just smile! I laughed out loud!

    Thanks for this post. Nice to have a wide grin on a Sunday evening! 🙂

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    hahahaha. glad you like it. 🙂

  3. happy new year? happy new year nga! ahahahahaha!

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    hahahahahahahahahaha. panalo naman di ba. hehe

  4. nyahahaha! 😆

    sulit hehe 😉

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    hehehehe…. wala ka bang kakilalang isa sa mga yan ang name lambing?

  5. huwaw! hahaha.. si mang macario susyal na =))

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    hahaha, oo nga biruin mo tateng tate ang dating. hahaha

  6. hehehehe… mga pa-tuts noh?

    pa-tutyal heheheh!

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    baka they are like graduate ng arrrneeooohh or lazzzaallle, you know.
    duh. hahahahaha. mga conyo na sila rhapsody. lolz

  7. meron kuya eks ko yun isa dyan ahaha si mang tomas ahahaa 😆

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    hahahaha. akalain mo un! watta coincidence. hahaha

  8. Yay kapatid. Sino ba yang Maria P? Mrs. ba Miss.

    Hello po. 🙂

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    hahahaha. malamang miss lang. hihihi. thanks for droppin by VF! pede ba kitang iadd sa aking blogroll?

  9. …nyahahaha!!! panalo sa akin ang mga de asis!!=)

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    de asis ba ang surname u sommer or ni fafi? hehehe

  10. Macario Maldonado?!! Jollibee will love you for this:) Hahaha!!!

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    hahahahaha. kaso lang mas maalala nyo na ngayon ang mcdo evrytime pupunta kayo sa malls kaya mas matutuwa ang mcdo sa akin for promoting them. hahahahaha.

  11. ou si mang Maracio dati lang barker sa kanto na pinagmumu-muan ko (anu daw?) ngayun susyal-susyalan na! 😆

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    hahahaha. lupit mo mumu lahat yata ng dako ng mundo pinagmumultuhan mo eh. hahaha.

  12. ahahaha napaligaya mo ako, kahit sandali….paborito ko si Samsonite

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    sabi ko sa iyo eh papasayahin kita eh. hahahahaha. glad you liked it.

  13. hahahah! very witty, you got me there 😉

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    hehehe. thanks caryn for droppin by. care to exchange links? see you around!

  14. anak ng tinapay! buti di ako napahalakhak dito sa opisina.. ehehehehe, nice post pre… husay mo talaga.. ahahay!

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    hahaha. nagmana lang ako sa iyo. hehehe.

  15. hahahahha! this made me laugh so hard. ang galing ng nakaisip nyan. hahahaa! hay naku… walang makakatalo sa pinoy pagdating sa juk juk juk!

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    pinoy ay sadyang mahilig tumawa. magaling nga tayo sa juk. hehe.


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